The Simpsons - Season 2
Season 2
Episodes
Bart Gets an F
In exchange for study tips, Bart gives the class brain anti-geek lessons, but regrets it when the brain becomes too Bart-like. Blackboard: 'I will not encourage others to fly'.
Simpson and Delilah
Homer lies on a medical insurance form in order to obtain a miracle hair restoring drug. Blackboard: 'Tar is not a plaything.'
Treehouse of Horror
Halloween tales include a family in a haunted house; a misunderstanding with aliens; and a rendition of "The Raven."
Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
Homer's boss, Burns, wants to be governor to lower nuclear-safety standards to keep his plant on line. Blackboard 'I will not Xerox my Butt'.
Dancin' Homer
Homer's success as the mascot of Springfield's minor-league ball club earns him a shot at the majors, in Capital City.
Dead Putting Society
Lisa gives Bart some tips on handling the pressure in a miniature-golf grudge match with a neighbor's son.
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
On Thanksgiving, Bart runs away after accidentally wrecking Lisa's centerpiece.
Bart the Daredevil
After seeing a daredevil at a truck rally, Bart discovers his reason for living---a career in death defiance.
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Marge's protests over cartoon violence lead to a cultural renaissance in Springfield.
Bart Gets Hit by a Car
A lawyer suggests there may be profit in the pain after Bart suffers minor injuries in a collision with Burns' car.
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Homer takes to sushi like a fish to water, but an apprentice chef may have given Homer some bad blowfish---and 24 hours to live.
The Way We Was
Marge and Homer reveal how they met as they tell a tale of love at first sight (but only for one) and the high-school prom they attended (but not together).
Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment
After learning eternal hell is the price for stealing, Lisa decides she'd rather go to heaven than watch pirated cable.
Principal Charming
Bart benefits when Principal Skinner falls for his Aunt Patty, who has Skinner but doesn't want him, while Aunt Selma has naught but want.
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Danny DeVito is the voice of Homer's wealthy long-lost half brother, who makes the mistake of giving Homer an important job.
Bart's Dog Gets an F
Bart's dog is sent to obedience school after he destroys Homer's expensive new sneaks.
Old Money
Grandpa Simpson loses his love, leaving him with a heavy heart---and a heavy wallet when his sweetie leaves him money in her will.
Brush with Greatness
Ringo Starr has a cartoon cameo as Marge gets to paint a portrait of Mr. Burns.
Lisa's Substitute
Lisa finds that Homer pales in comparison with her substitute teacher, as does Bart with his opponent for class president.
The War of the Simpsons
Homer and Marge attend a marriage retreat, where Homer catches a legendary fish---and maybe more.
Three Men and a Comic Book
Bart earns less than he expected doing chores for a neighbor, so he goes partners with Milhouse and Martin on a rare comic book.
Blood Feud
After Bart's blood saves Burns, Homer sends his boss a nasty letter for falling short of the material gratitude that Homer expected.
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