Two and a Half Men - Season 12

Season 12
Episodes

The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.

A Chic Bar in Ibiza
When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.

Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby.

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Walden decides to foster a 6-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected.

Alan Shot a Little Girl
When Alan realizes Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way.

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan goes out for a girls' night with a group of moms.

Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

Here I Come, Pants!
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

For Whom the Booty Calls
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis' adoption.

Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

Of Course He's Dead - Part One
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
The series finale recalls the life—and presumed death—of Charlie Harper.
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