Two and a Half Men - Season 2
Season 2
Episodes
Back Off, Mary Poppins
When Alan discovers that Charlie is a member of an exclusive men's support group, he begs his brother to let him join.
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Alan overzealously tries to push Judith's new relationship to the next level after Charlie mentions that he'll be off the hook for alimony if Judith remarries.
A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, with unfortunate results.
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie discovers that he made a big mistake when he lends Evelyn his Mercedes for a day in exchange for her hybrid car.
Bad News from the Clinic?
Charlie falls head over heels for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
When Charlie confesses playing a nasty trick on Alan when they were younger, Alan's self image is turned upside down.
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan employ Berta's crazy sister to cater a party that Evelyn has cornered them into throwing for her.
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan meets a woman at the supermarket who introduces him to the kind of fantastic sex life Charlie is accustomed to.
Yes, Monsignor
Charlie's ex-girlfriend comes back into his life with a little more baggage than when she left.
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Jake helps Charlie write a theme song for a new cartoon, and things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie finds out that his promiscuous lifestyle has become the subject of an angry web site.
A Lung Full of Alan
Alan's platonic high school girlfriend comes back into his life and creates contention between he and Charlie.
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
When Judith's pipes burst due to an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' and grandson's lives after Alan forbids her to see Jake.
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Charlie tries to take Alan and Jake to Las Vegas in order to distract Alan from an impending medical procedure.
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
An already stressed Alan is pushed to the limit when Judith leaves Jake with him while she goes on vacation.
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
After Charlie injures his back during sex, Alan takes him to the doctor.
It was 'Mame,' Mom
Charlie makes Alan pose as his life partner at a business party thrown by a gay ad executive.
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Alan goes on a date with one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends.
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Unable to express the anger they have toward the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan take it out on each other.
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Charlie, Alan and Jake accompany Evelyn to her second-husband's funeral.
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Alan goes on a nightmarish blind date in order to repay a debt to his mother.
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Alan reluctantly leaves Jake at Evelyn's for a sleepover and winds up partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot young trophy wife.
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