Two and a Half Men - Season 4

Season 4
Episodes

Working for Caligula
Now that newlywed Alan has moved out, Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle.

Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he broke up with Mia, and a famous neighbor causes problems.

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
After nearly drowning, Charlie is convinced he saw his late father.

A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan and Kandi become embroiled in an unconventional custody battle.

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Alan and Charlie bond with Judith's new fiancé in an effort to improve his relationship with Jake.

Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie cannot see that he's dating a younger version of his mother.

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter, while Alan indulges an unusual fetish.

Release the Dogs
Alan seeks a cure for his insomnia, while Charlie pursues the mother of Jake's new girlfriend.

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Ladies' man Charlie and tightwad Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper, while Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo but sex keeps getting in the way.

Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie finds himself throwing an unplanned, unwanted holiday party as Evelyn tries to keep him from bedding his date.

Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter.

Don't Worry, Speed Racer
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb having sex, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their hot new neighbor.

My Damn Stalker
When Rose announces she is moving to London, Charlie must face his true feelings for her. Meanwhile, Alan tries online dating with unforeseen results.

Young People Have Phlegm Too
Charlie tries to keep up with a much younger woman.

I Merely Slept with a Commie
When Charlie and Alan tell Evelyn they don't think anyone would mourn at her funeral, she replaces them with unlikely surrogates.

It Never Rains in Hooterville
Realizing Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last minute attempt at father-son bonding.

Smooth As a Ken Doll
As Judith's and Herb's wedding nears, Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister.

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding, while Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister, Myra,.

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan befriends Greg, a gay single dad, causing Alan and Charlie to re-examine their own sexual identities. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter, Sophie. Jane Lynch also guest stars as Charlie's therapist.

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake comes into a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track, and Alan is stuck in that special hell known as the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Charlie loses a girl to a young, handsome handyman, who is working at his house.

Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them to Vegas on his private jet.
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