Two and a Half Men - Season 5
Season 5
Episodes
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead.
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother, and Alan's date reacts oddly after having sex with him.
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Suffering from bimbo fatigue, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
City of Great Racks
Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son, while Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to a concert despite Alan's forbiddance.
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Tight's Good
Charlie tries to resist his attraction to his soon-to-be step sister.
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.
Meander to Your Dander
Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose is back from England and takes very strange care of a very sick Charlie.
The Soil Is Moist
Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute.
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control.
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.
Fish in a Drawer
The team from CSI investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie finds himself attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books, while Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
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