Two and a Half Men - Season 7

Two and a Half Men - Season 7

Season 7

Network
Episodes22
DatesSep 21, 2009 - May 24, 2010
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Episodes

818-jklpuzo
Season 7Episode 130 min

818-jklpuzo

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.

Sep 21, 2009
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Season 7Episode 230 min

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.

Sep 28, 2009
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Season 7Episode 330 min

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.

Oct 5, 2009
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Season 7Episode 430 min

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Oct 12, 2009
For the Sake of the Child
Season 7Episode 530 min

For the Sake of the Child

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

Oct 19, 2009
Give Me Your Thumb
Season 7Episode 630 min

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

Nov 2, 2009
Untainted by Filth
Season 7Episode 730 min

Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Nov 9, 2009
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Season 7Episode 830 min

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

Nov 16, 2009
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Season 7Episode 930 min

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

Nov 23, 2009
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Season 7Episode 1030 min

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.

Dec 7, 2009
Warning, It's Dirty
Season 7Episode 1130 min

Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Dec 14, 2009
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Season 7Episode 1230 min

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.

Jan 11, 2010
Yay, No Polyps!
Season 7Episode 1330 min

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to return home and find them in his living room.

Jan 18, 2010
Crude and Uncalled For
Season 7Episode 1430 min

Crude and Uncalled For

Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.

Feb 1, 2010
Aye, Aye, Captain
Season 7Episode 1530 min

Aye, Aye, Captain

Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.

Feb 8, 2010
Tinkle Like a Princess
Season 7Episode 1630 min

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

Mar 1, 2010
I Found Your Moustache
Season 7Episode 1730 min

I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Mar 8, 2010
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Season 7Episode 1830 min

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Mar 22, 2010
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Season 7Episode 1930 min

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom.

Apr 12, 2010
I Called Him Magoo
Season 7Episode 2030 min

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience".

May 10, 2010
Gumby with a Pokey
Season 7Episode 2130 min

Gumby with a Pokey

Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.

May 17, 2010
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7Episode 2230 min

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party,.

May 24, 2010

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