Two and a Half Men - Season 9

Two and a Half Men - Season 9

Season 9

Network
Episodes24
Datessept. 19, 2011 - mai 14, 2012
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Episodes

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Season 9Episode 130 min

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an internet billionaire with a broken heart.

sept. 19, 2011
People Who Love Peepholes
Season 9Episode 230 min

People Who Love Peepholes

Judy Greer is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

sept. 26, 2011
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Season 9Episode 330 min

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

oct. 3, 2011
Nine Magic Fingers
Season 9Episode 430 min

Nine Magic Fingers

Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

oct. 10, 2011
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Season 9Episode 530 min

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.

oct. 17, 2011
The Squat and the Hover
Season 9Episode 630 min

The Squat and the Hover

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

oct. 24, 2011
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Season 9Episode 730 min

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

oct. 31, 2011
Thank You for the Intercourse
Season 9Episode 830 min

Thank You for the Intercourse

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

nov. 7, 2011
Frodo's Headshots
Season 9Episode 930 min

Frodo's Headshots

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

nov. 14, 2011
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Season 9Episode 1030 min

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

nov. 21, 2011
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Season 9Episode 1130 min

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

déc. 5, 2011
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Season 9Episode 1230 min

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

déc. 12, 2011
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Season 9Episode 1330 min

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company, he tries to enlist Alan as an ally.

janv. 2, 2012
A Possum on Chemo
Season 9Episode 1430 min

A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey rekindle their relationship.

janv. 16, 2012
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Season 9Episode 1530 min

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's special brownies.

févr. 6, 2012
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Season 9Episode 1630 min

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

févr. 13, 2012
Not in My Mouth!
Season 9Episode 1730 min

Not in My Mouth!

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

févr. 20, 2012
The War Against Gingivitis
Season 9Episode 1830 min

The War Against Gingivitis

Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner shows up looking to bury the hatchet.

févr. 27, 2012
Palmdale, Ech
Season 9Episode 1930 min

Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school party.

mars 19, 2012
Grandma's Pie
Season 9Episode 2030 min

Grandma's Pie

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.

avr. 9, 2012
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Season 9Episode 2130 min

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

avr. 16, 2012
Why We Gave Up Women
Season 9Episode 2230 min

Why We Gave Up Women

After Alan suffers a minor heart attack, Charlie's ghost pays a visit to his hospital bedside.

avr. 30, 2012
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Season 9Episode 2330 min

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

mai 7, 2012
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Season 9Episode 2430 min

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

mai 14, 2012

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