Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 3

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 3

Season 3

Network
Episodes10
DatesFeb 23, 2003 - Dec 21, 2003
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Episodes

Munch
Season 3Episode 130 min

Munch

Jonny's job hunt is thwarted by a sex-starved cat. Gaz meets the brother he never knew he had, and Louise chokes on her lunch.

Feb 23, 2003
Fish
Season 3Episode 230 min

Fish

Janet agrees to give up smoking before she and Jonny get married, but her craving for nicotine makes her turn violent. Gaz is worried that Donna doesn't fancy him any more. Louise agrees to meet a secret admirer.

Mar 2, 2003
Kangaroo
Season 3Episode 330 min

Kangaroo

Jonny begs Janet's dad for his blessing for their wedding and gets a great deal more than he bargained for. Donna plans a kinky night in. Louise and David find a new way to play the game of love.

Mar 9, 2003
Beastiality
Season 3Episode 430 min

Beastiality

Munch takes an unusual shine to Donna. Louise has to cope with a dirty secret from David's past.

Mar 16, 2003
Hospikal
Season 3Episode 530 min

Hospikal

Jonny discovers Janet's dad has a dirty secret. Gaz tries to avoid Munch and ends up in hospital. Donna tricks Louise into making up with her.

Mar 23, 2003
Dresses, Dresses, Dresses
Season 3Episode 630 min

Dresses, Dresses, Dresses

Janet, Donna and Louise go shopping for Janet's wedding dress - and get into all kinds of trouble. Jonny and Gaz discover a secret new kind of beer.

Mar 30, 2003
Fockin Mokky Bokka
Season 3Episode 730 min

Fockin Mokky Bokka

Jonny gets a job and a sexy offer he can't refuse. Gaz and Donna are up all night for the wrong reasons. David shows Louise a new way to cope with growing old.

Apr 6, 2003
Jammy Dodgers
Season 3Episode 830 min

Jammy Dodgers

Janet tries to get passionate with Jonny. Gaz sends Donna out for a night on the town so he can get passionate with himself. Louise has trouble when her new boyfriend comes over all sexy.

Apr 13, 2003
Dump
Season 3Episode 930 min

Dump

Janet has decided that the most important thing about getting married is the presents she'll receive, so she makes a list.

Apr 20, 2003
Schluballybub
Season 3Episode 1030 min

Schluballybub

Gaz has a health scare and blames Donna. Jonny is so interested that he fails to notice that Janet is having second thoughts about marrying him. David finds a new way to test Louise's commitment.

Apr 27, 2003

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