Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 5

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 5

Season 5

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Episodes14
DatesJan 2, 2005 - Apr 3, 2005
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Episodes

Death
Season 5Episode 130 min

Death

With Jonny gunned down by the police, Janet struggles to cope with her loss. Louise tries to avoid all blame for the shooting. When grief softens Gaz's sex-drive, Donna finds an inventive way to arouse him.

Jan 2, 2005
Nobbly Bobbly
Season 5Episode 230 min

Nobbly Bobbly

Donna discovers a dreadful secret in her dead mum's house. Jonny gets scared to leave the house.

Jan 9, 2005
Shrink
Season 5Episode 330 min

Shrink

Jonny gets some very exciting news. Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise blackmailing them. Donna decides to spend, spend, spend, until Gaz drops a bombshell.

Jan 16, 2005
Ecuador
Season 5Episode 430 min

Ecuador

Jonny's new car gives him trouble with women. Donna takes revenge on Gaz for sleeping with Janet. Louise fights dirty to win Jonny's forgiveness for getting him shot.

Jan 23, 2005
Potato People
Season 5Episode 530 min

Potato People

Jonny and Louise get into trouble with some rampaging kids. Donna and Kelly team up to give Gaz a sexual surprise. Janet tries to get Donna to forgive her for sleeping with Gaz.

Jan 30, 2005
Antlers
Season 5Episode 630 min

Antlers

Gaz gets into trouble when his plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong. Louise tries to make Janet's hen party into the wildest ever.

Feb 6, 2005
Crab
Season 5Episode 730 min

Crab

Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan to save the day. Louise gets sentenced for shooting Jonny.

Feb 13, 2005
Fat
Season 5Episode 830 min

Fat

Donna has moved up in the bucket world, and is on a mission to sell 4,000 buckets in five days.

Feb 20, 2005
Stot or Pronk
Season 5Episode 930 min

Stot or Pronk

Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. And Donna tries to impress Gaz with a facelift.

Feb 27, 2005
Who's the Daddy?
Season 5Episode 1030 min

Who's the Daddy?

Janet is rushed to hospital, helped by Louise. Gaz lets slip to Jonny that the baby might be his. Donna finally forgives Gaz.

Mar 6, 2005
Bababababa
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Bababababa

When Janet becomes a baby bore Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention. Louise tries to bag herself one of Kelly's fellas. Donna and Gaz try their hand at babysitting.

Mar 13, 2005
God
Season 5Episode 1230 min

God

Jonny tries to make his son more exciting. Gaz becomes a new man for Donna by taking Flo's HRT tablets. Louise finds God.

Mar 20, 2005
Love 83199
Season 5Episode 1330 min

Love 83199

Jonny bids for a chance at his dream job. Gaz and Donna find their dream house. Louise dates her mobile phone and finally gets herself an amazing boyfriend.

Mar 29, 2005
Near, Far
Season 5Episode 1430 min

Near, Far

Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory. Janet gets the chance to be a star. Gaz has to confront his greatest fear - sheep. And Louise struggles to keep Mick.

Apr 3, 2005

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