Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 9
Season 9
Episodes
Nil by Muff
Gaz struggles with his paralysis, as Billy tries to befriend him. Tim is shaken by the arrival of his younger sister Cassie.
Cheese Toastie
Gaz struggles to get used to his metrosexual carer Billy, Donna signs on the dole and Tim gives sister Cassie a makeover.
Trial Schmile
Gaz tries to help Billy get a trial for Runcorn Rovers, while Donna re-examines her life and finds inner peace.
The Gaz-Bot
Donna helps Gaz in his ambition to become a Paralympian, Billy goes on a date with Cassie and Tim wonders if he's gay or not.
Shagger
Tim uses a phone app to find a boyfriend, Cassie tries to impress Billy by dressing as a WAG and Gaz decides he must walk again.
This Is Your Life
After Donna's revelation that she may be pregnant, she and Gaz have big decisions ahead. Tim lands a date with Leonard.
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