Watson & Oliver - Season 1

Lorna and Ingrid's show starts badly when Lorna arrives without trousers. Featuring characters like candy and April the playboy bunnies; Wills and Kate at bedtime; Pat and Jean, an inmate and prison officer with a very special relationship; and Miss Steeps and Miss Rutherford, two insatiable Georgian ladies. Also the amazing Mr John Barrowman drops by to sing a duet - sort of.

Lorna and Ingrid's show continues as Lorna sets off Ingrid's proximity alarm. Featuring Wills and Kate at bedtime; Keira Knightly makes a film or two; Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford continue their pursuit of eligible bachelors; and Pat and Jean's special prison relationship blossoms. The Bad Men develop a drinking problem and an endless capacity for cigarettes, culminating in the sexiest routine the world has ever seen.

The girls are in for a surprise when they receive news that they have been shortlisted to play James Bond and his new Bond girl in the latest instalment of the spy franchise. Plus, Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford attempt to woo Mr Bridgwater Sir Thomas with their big buns, Mrs Busylady finds herself flummoxed by customers, and Playboy Bunnies Candy and April do their best to dodge the affections of Heff as they undertake their Easter hunt.

The Teenage Girls try to catch the bus home but are distracted by two boys. Colin Firth is humble. Pat is in solitary confinement, much to Jean's consternation. Mrs Busy Lady tries to set the answerphone. And Julio Iglesias is reunited with his son Enrique for a chat and a song.

Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford try to gate-crash Brigadier Burnham's Biannual Ball. Candy and April have a photo shoot on a golf course. A new girl joins the company and The Receptionists are not happy. The Fighting Ladies disrupt a staff meeting and Romeo and Juliet is analysed in an English class by the Teenage Girls.

Jenkins tries to leave early in Half Hour Lunch when there's a crisis at mission control. Superhero AlloyMan has problems with his new suit. Fi and Bea are off to Spain and Sir Thomas and Mr Bridgewater have marriage on their minds. Have Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford finally caught their prey? And finally, Lorna and Ingrid attempt to put on their own Olympic opening ceremony.