Episode 708 (Washington, D.C.)

1. Six Diva Tag Team Match Melina, Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim vs. Jillian, Alicia Fox and Maryse 2. Six Man Tag Team Match Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase Legacy vs. Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry and Evan Bourne 3. John Cena vs. Jack Swagger 4. Carlito vs. Chris Masters 5. Sheamus vs. Montel Vontavious Porter 6. The Miz vs. Santino Claus Full Recap Guest host NY Yankee Johnny Damon comes to the ring to Centerfield by John Fogerty. After the usual host nonsense, he says there will be a secret Santa to give a superstar one wish. Then, in the greatest moment of stupidty, a guy dressed in a tiger suit being chased by a blonde with a golf club runs around. (Tiger Woods, get it? Match #1: Melina, Gail Kim & Kelly Kelly vs Maryse, Jillian & Alicia Fox. Kelly pins Maryse. Time for the horror. DX goes to little people's court. Let the midget jokes fly!!! All of the little people just scream in Honswoggle gibberish. Match #2: Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry & Evan Bourne vs Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase & Randy Orton. Kingston pins DiBiase. Oh boy, stupid diva nonsense with Damon, Eve, the Bellas, Carlito & Masters, and Slaughter Claus! More Little People's Court crap. Match #3: John Cena vs Jack Swagger. Cena wins via submission. Back with Johnny Damon and Dusty Claus. Match #4: Chris Masters w/Eve vs Carlito. Masters wins via submission. The stupid tiger is being fondled by the BellaTwins while The Miz talks to IRS Claus. The blonde comes after tiger, then Damon gets mauled by Mae Young. They announce that Timbaland will be next week's guest host. Match #5: MVP vs Sheamus. Sheamus pins MVP. Vince McMahon arrives to congratulate Damon and Damon makes a title match between Cena & Sheamus next week. Then Damon asks Vince is Bret Hart will be guest host and Vince dodges the question/ Match #6: Santino Claus vs The Miz. Miz pins Santino. Josh Matthews interview The Big Show. Big Show comes to the ring to complain about the fake Santas and wants the real one to come down and give him his wish. Santa comes down and says the next week Chris Jericho will be back on Raw. Then Hornswoggle comes out and pulls of the beard to reveal Chris Jericho. (Gasp!) Then all the midgets from little people's court, wearing DX gear, attack. No, seriously. After beating up the court, Show & Jericho corner Hornswoggle, but DX makes the save. Then DX decides that if Horny stops suing them, he can be in DX.