Cribbins - Season 2

Having agreed to separate holidays, a husband returns with an interesting gift for the home. Elsewhere, a shop-worker performs a striptease with a clothes dummy; and a traffic warden is sent to Moscow. This week's song is Hole In The Ground.

A ventriloquist has a cheeky secret; a son takes a rather officious line with his father; a coal miner goes ballroom dancing; and there's a peculiar military discharge in the desert.

This week there's a pregnancy to announce; a burglar is mistaken for Peter Pan; vicars have an odd TV discussion; and a man chases a fly.

There's some Gossip Calypso; a butler seems rather put-upon; a female traffic warden has a harsh approach to male drivers; and old military ranks re-emerge in Park Lane.

A bank clerk reveals his secret identity; there are curious goings-on in a mens' sauna; a cross-channel swim attempt takes place; and a housewife takes in a lodger without telling her husband.

This week's song is Right Said Fred. There's also a rubbish stage murder; an aggressive Scotsman in a pub; and a plumber visits a Sultan's harem.