George Lopez - Season 2

Season 2
Episodes

Who's Your Daddy?
George learns the father who abandoned him is alive, contrary to what his mother had told him. Also, Angie brings home a sick dog.

Token of Unappreciation
The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he's dissed by his bosses.

The Show Dyslexic
George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it, too.

Halloween Cheer
Carmen goes into a funk after her best friend moves away; George is ordered to fire a worker with calamities in his personal life.

The Unnatural
Max's coach asks George to have him sit out the next game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer have cameos.

No Free Launch
Sandra Bullock reprises her role as "Accident Amy," a worker who competes with George as both try to sell their kids' fund-raising candy bars.

The Wedding Dance
Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story.

Love Bites
After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms.

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
George's search for his father may end when he meets a former plant worker (Cheech Marin) who had a drunken fling with Benny.

Charity
Angie's charity work includes badgering George into taking on an intern (Tonantzin Esparza), who is more hindrance than help in his office.

Meet the Cuban Parents
George can do little right when Angie's parents come to spend Christmas in the Lopez home.

This Old Casa
Hoping to hear the words "thank you," George surprises Benny by remodeling her bathroom. But her response is hardly a surprise. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Super Bowl
Benny refuses to see her dying brother, until it appears that she can get his Super Bowl tickets.

The Valentine's Day Massacre
Ernie tries to help when Angie learns the big romantic gesture that made her fall for George was a lie.

Girl Fight
A slander of Carmen sends George to her school's conflict manager---the bully who beat him up 30 years earlier.

George vs. George
Lou Diamond Phillips plays George Lopez, a man the Lopezes encounter via a credit snag. And there's another link between the two Georges: their father.

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
George's birthday surprise for Angie is a visit from her dad and her sister, who surprises George with a clandestine kiss.

Profiles in Courage
Fearing they'll lose a Government contract, George's bosses tell him to demote an Arabian inspector who knows how to fly. Hosni: Jason Antoon.

Secrets and Lies
Benny decides to milk a spill at work into a disability claim, despite not being injured and being drunk at the time.

Girls Night Out
Angie wants to take in George's homeless assistant, who takes Carmen under her wing by dressing her older and taking her to a club.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Though Carmen catches Max peeping at her friend (Ashley Tisdale), she's the one who's punished, for her retaliation, which she takes a step further.

Team Leader
Hilary Duff plays a cosmetics saleswoman who trains Angie; George's generous review nets Ernie a promotion to a post George feels is beyond his capability.

George Has Two Mommies
An accident puts the family in financial jeopardy, so George visits a loan shark. But Benny has a better idea.

Long Time No See
In the second-season finale, George comes face-to-face with his father after Benny gives him a long-lost note from the man.
Recently Updated Shows

The UnBelievable with Dan Aykroyd
Did you know that a brown bear became a war hero for the Allies during WWII? Or that a flying lawnmower once killed a spectator at a football game? What about the story of the 19th century doctor who ate vomit to understand how yellow fever is transmitted?
If you haven't, then brace yourself for The UnBelievable with Dan Aykroyd.
Each hour-long episode will open up our cabinet of curiosities to reveal the strangest-but-true stories in human history, brought to life through dynamic recreation, compelling graphics, and arresting archival. These seemingly tall tales all actually happened, and our cast of experts dives into the historical record to tell you how and why.
It's a bizarro barrage of people, places and events that prove just how weird our world can be.

Big Brother
Big Brother follows a group of people living together in a house outfitted with dozens of high-definition cameras and microphones recording their every move, 24 hours a day. Each week, the Houseguests will vote someone out of the house. At the end, the last remaining Houseguest will receive the grand prize of $500,000.

Doc
Doc centers on the hard-charging, brilliant Dr. Amy Larsen, Chief of Internal and Family Medicine at Westside Hospital in Minneapolis. After a brain injury erases the last eight years of her life, Amy must navigate an unfamiliar world where she has no recollection of patients she's treated, colleagues she's crossed, the soulmate she divorced, the man she now loves and the tragedy that caused her to push everyone away. She can rely only on her estranged 17-year-old daughter, whom she remembers as a 9-year-old, and a handful of devoted friends, as she struggles to continue practicing medicine, despite having lost nearly a decade of knowledge and experience.

Dark Matter
Hailed as one of the best sci-fi novels of the decade, Dark Matter is a story about the road not taken. The series follows Jason Dessen, a physicist, professor, and family man who – one night while walking home on the streets of Chicago – is abducted into an alternate version of his life. Wonder quickly turns to nightmare when he tries to return to his reality amid the multiverse of lives he could have lived. In this labyrinth of mind-bending realities, he embarks on a harrowing journey to get back to his true family and save them from the most terrifying, unbeatable foe imaginable: himself.
