George Lopez - Season 3

George Lopez - Season 3

Season 3

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DatesSep 26, 2003 - May 21, 2004
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Episodes

Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
Season 3Episode 130 min

Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)

The president visits George's plant, inspiring Carmen to protest his appearance and George to steal his speech. Part 1 of two.

Sep 26, 2003
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
Season 3Episode 230 min

Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)

Conclusion. George's father wants to make amends, but Benny vehemently opposes.

Sep 26, 2003
The Cuban Missus Crisis
Season 3Episode 330 min

The Cuban Missus Crisis

Troubles in his father-in-law's marriage prompt George to suspect problems in his own when Angie goes out with a girlfriend.

Oct 3, 2003
Feel the Burn
Season 3Episode 430 min

Feel the Burn

Benny's symptoms suggesting menopause turn out to be something entirely different, and George gets a surprise as well. Linda: Lisa Guerrero. Randy: Nick Offerman. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Nurse: Indira Gibson.

Oct 10, 2003
Carmen's Dating
Season 3Episode 530 min

Carmen's Dating

Carmen receives permission to date a boy who meets George's criteria, but raises other questions when he doesn't actually take her anywhere.

Oct 17, 2003
Split Decision
Season 3Episode 630 min

Split Decision

George's innocent remark sparks sibling warfare between his bosses, who both court him when they split the company in two.

Oct 24, 2003
No One Gets Out Alive
Season 3Episode 730 min

No One Gets Out Alive

With the plant closed temporarily, workers help turn the Lopez abode into a haunted house to raise money for an expectant father.

Oct 31, 2003
Bringing Home the Bacon
Season 3Episode 830 min

Bringing Home the Bacon

Laid-off George wants to cancel Carmen's costly coming-of-age party, but breadwinner Angie says party on.

Nov 7, 2003
Fishing Cubans
Season 3Episode 930 min

Fishing Cubans

George and Ernie accompany Vic to rescue his Cuban-refugee brother off the Florida coast; Benny helps Max throw a fake birthday party to get gifts George can't afford.

Nov 14, 2003
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
Season 3Episode 1030 min

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

News of his father's illness prompts George to invite him for Thanksgiving, where an update from his step-brother puts George in a bind.

Nov 21, 2003
Mementos
Season 3Episode 1130 min

Mementos

Plans for George's gift to his father are halted; George accidentally tosses Angie's mementos of her grandmother; Carmen starts working at the burrito place where George did as a boy.

Nov 28, 2003
Christmas Punch
Season 3Episode 1230 min

Christmas Punch

Although warned that his eavesdropping might get him in trouble with Santa, Max does it again, hearing a conversation that shakes his belief.

Dec 12, 2003
Why You Crying?
Season 3Episode 1330 min

Why You Crying?

After Benny slaps Max for insolence, Angie and George learn he forged a signature on a note from his teacher warning that he's failing.

Jan 9, 2004
The Trouble with Ricky
Season 3Episode 1430 min

The Trouble with Ricky

Trouble at home causes Max's best friend Ricky to stay with the Lopezes, bringing trouble there as well.

Jan 23, 2004
God Needles George
Season 3Episode 1530 min

God Needles George

George reluctantly joins Max in prayerful bargains with God to save the family's ailing dog, but reneges when the pooch survives.

Feb 6, 2004
Benny and Randy
Season 3Episode 1630 min

Benny and Randy

Benny's boyfriend, Randy, breaks up with her after she disdains his desire for a more serious involvement.

Feb 13, 2004
Weekend at Benny's
Season 3Episode 1730 min

Weekend at Benny's

Fed up with the kids' spoiled behavior, George sentences them to spend a week at Benny's, living the way he was brought up.

Feb 20, 2004
Jason Tutors Max
Season 3Episode 1830 min

Jason Tutors Max

When Max's tutor proves too distracting, Carmen's boyfriend offers to fill in, though he barely has enough time for Carmen.

Feb 27, 2004
Angie Gets Tanked
Season 3Episode 1930 min

Angie Gets Tanked

Manning the dunk tank at a school fair, George offends a patron, whose payback involves a revealing picture of a freshly dunked Angie. Baseball's Kenny Lofton has a cameo.

Mar 19, 2004
The Art of Boxing
Season 3Episode 2030 min

The Art of Boxing

Laila Ali has a cameo as George and Vic hope to alleviate Max's stress by starting him boxing, but they tell Angie he's taking art classes.

Mar 26, 2004
George's House of Cards
Season 3Episode 2130 min

George's House of Cards

George won't forgive Vic's $50 poker debt, despite owing the man thousands for the loan that rebuilt their fire-damaged garage.

Apr 2, 2004
Dance Fever
Season 3Episode 2230 min

Dance Fever

George is honored with a local business award, but Benny gives him no congratulations, though she's quick to praise Randy's video-game win.

Apr 9, 2004
She Drives Me Crazy
Season 3Episode 2330 min

She Drives Me Crazy

George has little patience in teaching Carmen to drive, but he's better help than Benny, who's caught with a beer while riding with her.

Apr 16, 2004
George Goes to Disneyland
Season 3Episode 2430 min

George Goes to Disneyland

George refuses to join the family at Disneyland until he clears the air with Benny about why he's never been there.

Apr 30, 2004
Bachelor Party
Season 3Episode 2530 min

Bachelor Party

Sandra Bullock returns as "Accident" Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy --- and wants to again.

May 7, 2004
Wrecking Ball
Season 3Episode 2630 min

Wrecking Ball

After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top suspect when the factory is vandalized.

May 14, 2004
What George Doesn't Noah (1)
Season 3Episode 2730 min

What George Doesn't Noah (1)

After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy.

May 21, 2004
Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
Season 3Episode 2830 min

Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)

George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores.

May 21, 2004

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