Real Rob - Season 1
Season 1
Comedian Rob Schneider combines clips of his stand-up performances with scripted versions of his complicated life as a celebrity and new father.
Episodes
Pilot
Rob fires his well-meaning but forgetful friend and assistant, Jamie. Later, he pledges support for his wife's new idea before learning what it is.
The Penis Episode: Part I
Patricia hires a male dancer as the new live-in nanny. Later, Rob reluctantly agrees to a vasectomy, but visits an old friend before the procedure.
The Penis Episode: Part II
Rob is mortified to discover that his ad for a male enhancement product isn't limited to Asian countries, and is plastered on a Hollywood billboard.
VIP Treatment
Rob learns that being a celebrity isn't always rewarding, particularly when he sees colleague David Spade suddenly getting all the attention.
Gaying in Shape
When Patricia tells Rob he's out of shape and insults his appeal to other men, Rob heads for the gym to try to turn heads of the same sex.
Cleaning House
When Patricia orders Rob to toss his old junk, he brings in a shaman to help him choose which items have "bad energy" and which have actual worth.
What's My Thing?
Rob tries to find his "own thing" that makes him stand out, and promises to get Ryan Gosling to appear at the opening night of Patricia's male revue.
Opening Night
Network interference turns Rob's show into something he doesn't recognize. Meanwhile, Patricia waits for Rob to deliver Ryan Gosling for her show.
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