The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 3

Rob tells the story about how after Laura gave birth, he thinks they came home from the hospital with the wrong baby.

Rob, Laura, Buddy and Sally go to an auction and accidently bid on a painting.

When Rob and Laura's insurance man comes to the house, Laura keeps disappearing only to reveal to Rob she was only 17 when they got married, and that's not a legal age in New York.

Rob and Laura get married again so they will be legally married.

When Uncle George comes for a visit, they try to fix him up with Herman's mother only to have him flip for Sally.

As director of the annual area variety show, Rob finds himself trapped between casting Laura as this year's leading woman (again) or a dazzlingly talented newcomer to the neighborhood.

Following a concussion at the office, Rob winds up at a swinging party in New Jersey with no idea how he got there.

Big Max Calvada wants Rob Sally and Buddy to write a night club act for his nephew that has very little talent

Rob thinks he witnessed a robbery and goes to the police station to report it

Rob becomes the victim of undying gratitude and amorous attentions when he elevates a talented young chorus girl to a featured role on the show.

The Alan Brady Show puts on special Christmas themed episode full of musical numbers and Christmas fun.

When Rob takes a lady reporter to lunch that wants to interview him, Laura shows up and make Rob sound like a star... angering his co-writers and Alan Brady when the article comes out

Richie has 63 kids coming to his birthday party, Rob and Laura try to figure out how to entertain them.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

A social game of poker turns sour when it's discovered Rob has been playing with a marked deck. 

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Buddy and Rob are left writing the script without Sally when she becomes a hit as a regular guest on late night talk show.

A manipulative and sultry guest star has Mel replaced by Rob as producer during her appearance on the Alan Brady Show, much to Rob's discomfort.

The purchase of multiple burial plots triggers a battle over primary affection between Rob's and Laura's two sets of parents.

Laura dreads telling Rob about the big passenger-side scratch she found on their brand new car (which Rob adores) when she went shopping in it.

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

Laura once commissioned an artist for a fully clothed portrait of herself, which he, taking artist license, rendered nude and now has standing in an art gallery for all to see.

With Laura out of town for a few days, Rob tries to figure out what to do in his spare time. Eventually, he looks in on an old Army buddy, who is at a nightclub. Unfortunately, it results in confusion that ultimately lands Rob behind bars.

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

Laura takes a creative writing course, and the teacher extols Laura's writing abilities. Rob infers from this unwarranted attention that Mr. Caldwell is using Laura to meet him. In fact, Mr. Caldwell's interest is only in Laura.

Mel wants a magazine reporter to watch the writers at work, but Rob thinks they'll all end up performing for the reporter instead of getting anything done. Turns out, that's not the half of it.