The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5

Laura accidentally reveals a secret about Alan Brady on a national TV program.

Rob starts hearing a strange noise but no one will believe him, then he see's what appears to be a flying saucer.

The producers use a dog from a pound in a comedy sketch, and once the dog's work is done, Rob tries to find the ugly canine a new home.

A news article prompts Rob and Laura to recall the extremely handsome Cpl. Clark Rice, who won Laura in an Army raffle and almost derailed Rob and Laura's relationship.

Laura regrets hauling Rob into taking art lessons with her after the lady teacher appears to show an above-average interest in him.

Rob inherits an old roll-top desk from his late great-uncle Hezekiah that contains "wealth" of some sort hinted at in a song.

When Freddie Helper connects the freckles on Rob's back with his marker, an interesting picture appears, one that others feel Rob should make publicly known.

When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Police question Rob regarding a fracas in a barroom where a woman was injured. Rob finds himself in a jam when his accounting of his whereabouts during the fight doesn't hold water.

Police question Rob regarding a fracas in a barroom where a woman was injured. Rob finds himself in a jam when his accounting of his whereabouts during the fight doesn't hold water.

Laura gives Rob an expensive watch at a birthday party attended by several family friends, but when the watch goes missing shortly after the party, Rob reluctantly concludes that one of his close friends may be a thief.

Laura gives Rob an expensive watch at a birthday party attended by several family friends, but when the watch goes missing shortly after the party, Rob reluctantly concludes that one of his close friends may be a thief.

While in an out-of-town wedding party with Laura, troubles plague Rob in trying to watch a TV show for Alan Brady, making his ability at even attending the wedding reception dubious.

New Rochelle politicians approach Rob to be their next city councilman. Flattered, Rob considers it but soon finds his life under their complete management.

As election day approaches, Rob finds his political rival extremely knowledgeable, well-prepared and well-suited for the job of councilman. Rob's strengths: a winning smile and physical height.

Laura accidentally drops a recently bestowed Petrie family heirloom (as ugly as it is priceless) down the garbage disposal and tries to cover up the mishap before anyone notices.

After Alan Brady blows up and fires Mel, the gang works to get his job back, even Buddy.

For a laugh, Sally advertises for a husband on national television. Among the numerous humorous responses, one serious reply stands out.

For a laugh, Sally advertises for a husband on national television. Among the numerous humorous responses, one serious reply stands out.

When Buddy keeps making excuses to leave the office early, Rob and Sally think he may be cheating on his wife.. but they are wrong.

When Rob, Jerry, Millie take the kids camping leaving Laura at home by her self, she gets scared being alone.

don't be nervous, don't be nervous! 

Rob finds a memo to Alan Brady in the trash about cutting the writing staff by one.. they start looking for another show to write for.

Alan Brady invades Jerry and Millie's anniversary party when doing a day in his life

The gang has to get back a script with nasty remarks in it about Allen Brady before he reads it

The FBI needs the Petrie house to keep surveillance on the house across the street to catch a crook

Rob finds out he is not an actor

New Neighbors move in and Jerry and Millie get jealous

While visiting Jerry for some dental work, while under the gas he has a dream of being a western lawman

Rob's autobiography conjures up scenes from the past and leads Alan Brady to buy the book for a television series.