Two and a Half Men - Season 8
Season 8
Episodes
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes".
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home.
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie, while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman.
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his stalker, Rose, is just too much to handle.
Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell, the pharmacist.
A Good Time in Central Africa
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney, who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money.
Dead from the Waist Down
Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative.
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist.
Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
That Darn Priest
Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.
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