You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4

Season 4

Network
Episodes13
DatesOct 3, 1983 - Feb 29, 1984
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Episodes

Media
Season 4Episode 130 min

Media

You Can't Do That on Television will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In a drastic effort to improve ratings, Ross has Kevin burned at the stake. In the sketches, the cast looks at how advertisers try to get our attention.
Oct 3, 1983
Pets
Season 4Episode 230 min

Pets

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood will not be seen because the neighborhood has been declared unsafe. Ross forces the cast to follow new rules that the Union has made for child actors. Lisa is forced to eat a mud pie and loses her voice.
Oct 5, 1983
Medicine
Season 4Episode 330 min

Medicine

General Hospital will not be seen at this time so that we may present... ""Doctor"" Lisa and ""nurse"" Luke help Christine, who has broken her leg just before show time.
Oct 7, 1983
Rules & Regulations
Season 4Episode 430 min

Rules & Regulations

Oct 10, 1983
Future World
Season 4Episode 530 min

Future World

Life on Earth will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine learns to tell fortunes using a crystal ball. The cast also looks at the world of computers, and how they can help with the routines of daily life.
Oct 12, 1983
Nature
Season 4Episode 630 min

Nature

The Waltons Move to Mt. Saint Helens will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Kevin goes away on a camping trip, leaving Christine to listen to Lisa's constant chatter.
Oct 14, 1983
Cooking
Season 4Episode 730 min

Cooking

The Pillsbury Dough Boy (Serves Six) will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine takes up cooking, but she isn't good at it. They end up using her muffins as bricks.
Oct 17, 1983
Inequality: Kids vs. Adults
Season 4Episode 830 min

Inequality: Kids vs. Adults

Oct 19, 1983
Rumors
Season 4Episode 930 min

Rumors

Miss Piggy Sues the National Enquirer will not be seen at this time so that we may present... After the star is taken off her dressing room door and the locks are changed, rumors spread throughout the cast that Christine was fired.
Oct 21, 1983
Classical Music
Season 4Episode 1030 min

Classical Music

Pavarotti Sings the Blues will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine takes up conducting as a hobby. In the sketches, the cast examines different musical instruments.
Oct 24, 1983
Manners or Bad Habits
Season 4Episode 1130 min

Manners or Bad Habits

Feb 24, 1984
Fame
Season 4Episode 1230 min

Fame

Fame will not be seen at this time, but is desperately sought after by each member of our cast. Kevin decides to quit the show and become a big celebrity. He changes his name to Kevin Ilyanovich Rasputin Kubusheskie. Unfortunately, he isn't successful and he becomes desperate, resorting to playing the kid in the street interviews segment of the show, and even disguising himself as a letter in the closing credits.
Feb 27, 1984
Priorities
Season 4Episode 1330 min

Priorities

You Can't Do That on Television will not be seen today in order that we may get your priorities straight. Ross is too busy watching a baseball game on TV to direct the show, so the cast is on their own to make the show.
Feb 29, 1984

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