You Can't Do That on Television - Season 5

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 5

Season 5

Network
Episodes26
DatesJun 4, 1984 - Feb 5, 1985
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Episodes

Courage
Season 5Episode 130 min

Courage

The Smurfs Meet Godzilla will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast must be brave to overcome stage fright as the show's ratings are higher then ever.
Jun 4, 1984
Friends
Season 5Episode 230 min

Friends

The Twilight Zone Gets Redeveloped will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The crew fears a ghost is haunting the studio when strange things start happening. Lisa decides to perform an exorcism to get rid of it. In the sketches, the cast pokes fun at ESP and astrology, as well as magic in sketches like Genie of the Electric Lamp.
Jun 7, 1984
Ambition
Season 5Episode 330 min

Ambition

Dallas & Dynasty will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast explains their ambitions in life. Christine spends a lot of time explaining how she wants to be an actress.
Jun 12, 1984
Hobbies
Season 5Episode 430 min

Hobbies

The Six Wives of Henry VIII will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast parodies historical events, as Alasdair traces his family history and Christine writes a research essay.
Jun 15, 1984
ESP - Magic Astrology
Season 5Episode 530 min

ESP - Magic Astrology

Jun 20, 1984
Literature
Season 5Episode 630 min

Literature

Masterpiece Theater will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine tries to become one of the shows writers, while Justin tries to track down the great author A. Nonymous. In the sketches, the cast looks at the classics of literature.
Jun 21, 1984
Clubs
Season 5Episode 730 min

Clubs

The Mickey Mouse Club will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine joins a health club, but isn't really interested in the club's healthy atmosphere.
Jun 25, 1984
Foreign Countries
Season 5Episode 830 min

Foreign Countries

Around the World in 80 Days will not be seen at this time so that we may present… Ross appears interested in world travel and foreign cultures, like the rest of the cast. Actually, Ross is only interested in playing ""exchange bank.""
Jun 28, 1984
Marketing
Season 5Episode 930 min

Marketing

Jul 3, 1984
History
Season 5Episode 1030 min

History

Mr. Rogers Gets Evicted will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine's family moves into a new house in the hills.
Jul 11, 1984
Body Parts
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Body Parts

The Electric Company Blows a Fuse will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast takes another look at computers and robots. In the process, Ross tests out an interactive poll system. Viewers are supposed to touch the superimposed green and red squares on the screens to determine what happens next. The result: in the space of four minutes, Luke gets shot, Vanessa is slimed, and Lisa is forced to not say anything.
Jul 12, 1984
Technology
Season 5Episode 1230 min

Technology

Jul 19, 1984
Moving
Season 5Episode 1330 min

Moving

Jul 20, 1984
Halloween
Season 5Episode 1430 min

Halloween

Boy George Without Makeup will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine puts a spell on Ross that causes evil ghosts to haunt him.
Oct 9, 1984
Christmas
Season 5Episode 1530 min

Christmas

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Joins the A-Team will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair purchases a ton of mistletoe to try to get a kiss from one of the girls.
Dec 8, 1984
Holidays
Season 5Episode 1630 min

Holidays

Jan 1, 1985
Colleges
Season 5Episode 1730 min

Colleges

Jan 4, 1985
Politics
Season 5Episode 1830 min

Politics

To Tell the Truth (with guest host Richard Nixon) will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Lisa is nominated by Christine to run for class president.
Jan 8, 1985
Science
Season 5Episode 1930 min

Science

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Wizard will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair tries to discover the formula for the green slime.
Jan 11, 1985
Divorce
Season 5Episode 2030 min

Divorce

Family Ties Get Untied will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show's producer is getting divorced, and his wife takes half of the show's stuff.
Jan 15, 1985
Families
Season 5Episode 2130 min

Families

The Partridge Family Get Shot will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross' nephew visits the show, but doesn't get along very well with the cast.
Jan 18, 1985
Malls / Hangouts
Season 5Episode 2230 min

Malls / Hangouts

The A-Team Makes One Cup of Coffee Last 5 Hours will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair becomes a street musician, while Ross acts as his manager. The rest of the cast spends the entire show sitting around doing nothing.
Jan 22, 1985
Seasons / Weather
Season 5Episode 2330 min

Seasons / Weather

Mr. Wizard Shows You How to Make Rain will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair makes a weather machine, but it doesn't work correctly.
Jan 25, 1985
War
Season 5Episode 2430 min

War

Jan 29, 1985
Jealousy
Season 5Episode 2530 min

Jealousy

Knight Rider Wants a Ferrari will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is jealous of Christine after she gets a raise.
Feb 1, 1985
Wealth
Season 5Episode 2630 min

Wealth

Dunking for Dollars will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The series is sold to various foreign countries. Adam acts as millionaire Ronald Rump.
Feb 5, 1985

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